Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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