I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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