You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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