i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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