Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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