3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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