Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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