so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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