is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
