Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
