I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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