I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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