what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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