i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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