Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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