what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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