That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
please come you make the beer taste better
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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