windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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