8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
4 words: hood of his car
I need to stop coming to work sober
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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