Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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