Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My breath smells like gin and sadness
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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