hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
