Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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