I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Can I color on your dick again?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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