your thong is hanging out like whoa
True but thats because hes a fetus.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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