If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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