Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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