Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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