let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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