you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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