We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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