Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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