did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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