Im at strip club and am horny
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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