***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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