I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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