it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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