You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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