Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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