he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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