I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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