stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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