wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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