just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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