and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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