I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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