we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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