No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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