Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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