I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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